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"Do you know anything that reflects the current job market?"
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The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.
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'Is that ACME recruitment... The software designer you sent me needs his mummy.'
"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
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'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'
"I'd like one of those careers where you make a six-figure income while wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants."
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'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'
"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."
"It's a perfect position for you...You'll be able to use your degree in advanced Mathematics to count the tins you're stacking!"
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"I understand he's a tech headhunter."
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Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?
Career in a rut? Call ********* The recruitment specialists.
'Got any rugby jobs?'
'...No it's Malcom from ***** after someone with autocad experience in elecro-mechanical design.'
'He was hoping for £45,000 but I could only get him £44,500. . . I can hardly stand it.'
'Our clients are very specific about their needs and most of them are looking for more than achieving level 15 in Doom Warrior, Merchant of Death 5.'
'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'
"Any other skills besides having the ability to look busy?"
Recruitment Agency: "Describe yourself in three words."
"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."
'We found an accountant for you last week to look after your petty cash. Now you're looking for both of them.'
After the layoff, Henry took a temporary job with Alamo Inc.
Employment Agency - Closed.
Then - 'Employee of the month' Now - 'An employee for a month? certainly, sir'
'These days I spend most of the time trying to find a job myself.'