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Help wanted. Various positions available.
"I've got an opening for a project manager in a corporation that will chew you up and spit you back out on the street in record time. Interested?"
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"Great! Several positions just opened up."
"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"
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"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"
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"You may have a bit of a wait—there are sixteen Russian nuclear physicists ahead of you."
"Sorry, no positions are available at this...Wait a minute...something just opened up."
Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.
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Fish Market: Kelp Wanted Apply Inside.
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'The firm has to start taking diversity more seriously.'
'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'
'It's an important post, I think three day interview followed by two role plays and group interview with the partners.'
'When can you start?'
'That's his 14th interview.'
'We're not interested in you...but we would like to offer you tie a position!'
'I'm sorry the post of 'gay best friend' has been taken.'
"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."
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'You could go back as a tapeworm, a dung beetle or a telemarketer. That's all we have available at the moment.'
'Who's wanted and why does he need help?'
'Face it - we can't run this place on our own.'
Chalk outline artist looking for work.
Bob took his job hunting very seriously.
"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"
'There's a full and a part, but I'm looking for a no-time job.'
'If there are any current employees traveling with children or siblings or cousins or nephews or...'