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'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'Doctor-patient confidentiality doesn't extend to massage therapists.'
"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."
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"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."
"Let me know if the incessant complaining about my boyfriend is too much."
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"Note to self: No More Massages."
A professional wrestlers prepares to
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"Honey, this Pierre. He's from Masseurs San Forntieres."
"I feel a lot of tension here."
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Sisters of the sacred order of the massage table.
'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'
"You have a lot of tension in your shoulders."
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Massage therapist inadvertently beats up client.
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"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"
'This won't hurt.'
"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."
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"It's $20 more for a funny ending."
Free neck massages.
"Ever wonder what people are up to behind your back?"
"A little lower to the left. Ah, yes, that's it, right there."
"I'm going to refer you to a Knead Therapist."
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"You're very tight."
'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'
"I like having my head scratched but what I really love is deep tissue massage."
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"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."
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