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'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."
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'Doctor-patient confidentiality doesn't extend to massage therapists.'
"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."
"Let me know if the incessant complaining about my boyfriend is too much."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, massages, massage therapist, massage therapists, relax, relaxing, chat, chats, chatting, hairdresser, hairdressers, gossip, gossiping, women, woman, too much, too much information, tmi, t.m.i., never-ending, neverending, stereotype, stereotypes
"Note to self: No More Massages."
A professional wrestlers prepares to
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"Honey, this Pierre. He's from Masseurs San Forntieres."
"I feel a lot of tension here."
Tags:tense, tensing, tension, back, backs, massages, masseuse, masseuses, neck, necks, stiff neck, stiff necks, masseur, masseurs, massage therapist, massage therapists, massage therapy, elongated neck, elongated necks, neck pain, pain, pains, painful, giraffe, giraffes, stretch, stretches, stertching
Sisters of the sacred order of the massage table.
"You have a lot of tension in your shoulders."
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Massage therapist inadvertently beats up client.
Tags:massage therapist, masseurs, massage therapists, massages, rub-downs, rub down, rub downs, anger management, anger therapy, relaxation, relaxations, massages, salon, salons, masseur, rub-down, beat up, hit, punch, mistake, error, cell phone earpiece, frustration, frustrations, innocent victim, innocent victims, bruise, bruises, unprofessional, professionalism
'This won't hurt.'
"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."
Tags:massage therapy, massage therapist, massage therapists, masseuse, masseuses, double-booked, double booking, double-booking, appointment, double booked, appointments, health, mental health, luddites, old fashioned, receptionist, luddite, networking, old school, wellness, receptionist, receptionists
Free neck massages.
"It's $20 more for a funny ending."
"Ever wonder what people are up to behind your back?"
"A little lower to the left. Ah, yes, that's it, right there."
"You're very tight."
"I like having my head scratched but what I really love is deep tissue massage."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, petting, head scratches, head scratching, massages, deep tissue massage, masseuse, masseuses, masseur, masseurs, massage therapist, massage therapists, massage therapy, pet massage, pet massages, health, fitness
'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'
'I also offer massage therapy.'
"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."
Massage Mushroom Cloud
Tags:kwarky, professions, massage therapy, massage therapist, massage therapists, masseuse, masseuses, physiotherapy, muscles, relaxing, relaxation, relax, tense, farts, gas, flatulence, smell, smells, stink, embarrassment, embarrassed, embarrassing, mushroom, cloud, mushroom cloud, occupational hazard, occupational hazards, hazardous, foul, manners, silent, toot, farted, passing wind
"She won't notice."