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"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"
A pod of bleached whales,
"Something intellectual-I'm presenting a goddam writing award."
"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."
"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.
Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
Gracie places a wig in a glass case in case of emergency.
"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."
"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."
"Tia Carmen, you used to work in a beauty shop, didn't you?"
"I did real well dyeing hair at cosmetology school. One word they teach you never to say out loud is...ooops! You know, lots of kids today are shaving their hair right off! It's a cool look!"