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'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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The Best of Times/The Worst of Times
Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
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'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'
'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
'Life is easy for you kids these days! When I was a boy...'
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
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Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.
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Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
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"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."
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Very High Noon
Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
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'Forget it. I'm sick of playing hide-and-seek.'
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'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'
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"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
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"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."
Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.
"Where is everybody going?"
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Not another PowerPoint!
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
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"Personally, I like the 'Times' in color."