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"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
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"And look, Papa, he shaves."
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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
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I don't know what it is but I just think the chap in the middle would fit into the firm REALLY well.
'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'
"Can I call you back? I'm still recovering from a night of binge hiring."
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'You'll like it here, Clayton. In fact it's one of our rules.'
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
"We are at war with terror in Afghanistan and our victory will be swift and victory-like."
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"We offer competitive pay, good benefits and an attractive severance package."
"Your assessment shows that you're a megalomaniac with psychopathic tendencies, completely bereft of any interest or concern for others. When can you start?"
'Hi, guess who just got head hunted?'
"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."
"The truth is, you're the first nanobot we've ever interviewed."
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'This test has nothing to do with psychological profiling, we just need to make sure we're not hiring an idiot.'
'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'
'...and Fred here will be your overseer.'
"He's working out well for the copycat position."
'This is wonderful?pathological loyalty is exactly what we're looking for!'
'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'
'Cool! Can you do books?'
"He says he's joining the army to see the world and be exempt from human rights law..."
"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."
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'Our company lost $3.2 billion this year. Since you only started working here on Tuesday, you'll only receive half the blame.'