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Duck visits the dentist,
'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'
Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.
'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'
"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."
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Dentist working on a giant
'Get the whitening kind. . . I don't care about plaque, and the whitening one will whiten my plaque anyway, Joy.'
Man crouches over to read plaque.
Tags:statue, statues, plaque, plaques, imitation, crouch, crouching, bending over, bending down, art imitates life, visual gag, visual gags, visual humor, visual humour, inconvenient, inconvenience, sculpture, sculptures, honor, honors, honours, small print, squint, squinting, short sighted, nearsighted, short sightedness, nearsightedness
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"Crowns on everything!"
Tags:dentistry, dentists, dentist, tooth, teeth, crown, crowns, crowning, cap, caps, capped tooth, capped teeth, crowned tooth, crowned teeth, dental crown, dental crowns, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, royal families, king, kings, tooth decay, plaque, tarter, dentist's office, dentists office, tooth cleaning, teeth cleaning
'What's wrong with him, doctor? He's read dozens of Enid Blyton books and he still isn't racist.'
'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'
'Here you go, just sign on the line, please.'
Tags:god, gods, christian, christians, christianity, moses, ten commandments, 10 commandments, egypt, jew, jews, rule, rules, command, commands, commanding, commanded, commandment, commandments, plaque, plaques, sign, signs, signature, signatures, leader, leaders, leading, led, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I've brought my trophy wife for engraving."
Tags:trophy, trophies, wife, wives, engrave, engraving, engraver, cup, cups, name, plaque, medal, prize, prizes, winnings, contest, competition, materialism, materialistic, status symbol, status symbols, possessions, chattel, chattels, slave, slavery, enslavement, feminism, feminist, male, macho, chauvinist, chauvinists, pig, pigs, mcp, sexist, sexism, objectification
Joe Donnely memorial parkway - Joe Donnely R.I.P..
The world's first book club.
The first sketch artist.
Cemeteries of the future
Tags:cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave yard, grave yards, headstone, headstones, head stone, head stones, plaque, plaques, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, modern life, modern times, social media addict, social media addicts, social media addiction, social media addictions
On this site in the spring of 1832 not a damn thing happened.
"Wait a minute! This is for winning a beard contest!"
Tags:wall plaque, wall plaques, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, beard contest, beard contests, credential, credentials, plaque, plaques, certificate, certificates, college degree, college degrees, university degree, university degrees, degree, degrees
"No, I didn't get a rise. He gave me another plaque."
Mouthwash - kills germs.
'I can't work on this fish until you get the lead out of your bass.'