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A Chef Never Rests
"Don't let it get away!"
Tags:catch, catches, catching, big fish, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, trip, trips, kraken, krakens, squid, squids, giant squid, giant squids, octopus, octopuses, octopi, one that got away, hook, hooks, hooking, father-son activity, father-son activities, bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father-son bond, father-son bonds, ocean, ocean life, sea monster, sea monsters
"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."
Tags:relationship, couples, couple, date, dating, octopus, octopuses, octopi, fish, fishes, arms, guns, biceps, biceps, muscle, muscles, muscular, muscular men, squid, squids, octoped, show off, show-off, showing off, brag, bragger, bragging, annoy, annoying, masculine, masculinity, body building, hypermascultinity, hyper-masculinity, hype masculinity, gender issues, self image, self presentation, self-image, self-presentation, body builder, argument, arguments
"Intimidating, isn't it?"
Tags:intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, intimidates, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, wildlife, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, fishing trophy, fishing trophies, sea monster, sea monsters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
Tags:drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, monster, monsters, tentacle, tentacles, plumber, plumbers, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, clogged, clogged drain, clogged drains, bathroom, bathrooms, home repair, home repairs, home maintenance, basement, basements, kraken, giant squid, giant squids, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, giant octopus, giant octopuses
'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'
Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'
"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
Tags:pacific, atlantic, octopus, octopuses, octopi, squid, squids, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, ocean animal, ocean animals, marine life, trust issue, trust issues, habitat, habitats, political view, political views, xenophobia, xenophobe, xenophobes, xenophobic
'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
'Gee, talk about body language!'
Octopus Diver Trap
What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed
Nemo was best known for crowding the plate and keeping the batters guessing!
Tourist of the sea.
"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"
Tags:squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, santa, santa claus, father christmas, mall santa, mall santas, department store santa, department store santas, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, multitask, multitasks, multitasking, multi-task, multi-tasks, multi-tasking, multi task, multi tasks, multi tasking
"You're tough to shop for."
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, octopus, octopuses, octopi, cephalopod, cephalopods, picky, pickiness, choosy, christmas, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, clothing, body shape, body shapes, unusual, shop, shops, shopping, holiday shopping, holidays
"Welcome to the real 'Octopus's Garden.'"
'All right, that's it! Sylvia, tell the kids their saltwater aquarium has to go!'
"I see under special skills you listed 'multitasking'."
Tags:squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, multitasking, multi-tasking, multitask, multitasks, multi-task, multi-tasks, special skill, special skills, hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, cv, cvs, references, references, resume, resumes