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Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner
"The starred menu items are available for celebrities only."
"Shoulda brought the weed."
Tags:alien, aliens, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial, martian, martians, alien invasion, alien invasions, alien contact, weed, marijuana, smoking, smoke, smoker, smokers, recreational drug, recreational drugs, introductions, introduction, first meetings, diplomacy, diplomatic, diplomatic gift, diplomatic gifts, unwelcome, unwelcome guests, not welcome
"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, cattles, bull, bulls, salesman, salesperson, door-to-door, cliche, cliches, man of the house, woman of the house, husband, husbands, wife, wives, lady of the house, interruption, interruptions, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
"You've been randomly selected for additional screening."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint peter, st peter, additional screening, immigration control, passport control, border control, security screening, security, screening, unwelcoming, unwelcome, not welcome, immigration controversy, immigration controversies, random selection, randomly selected
" 'Over there, over there...' "
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, music, piano, pianist, sing, sings, singing, songs, over there, play, plays, playing, bad, dislike, dislikes, unimpressed, tone deaf, unmusical, irritate, irritates, irritating, unwelcome, unwanted, uninvited, annoy, annoys, annoying, terrible, inharmonious, untalented, w.w.1, world war one
"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."
Tags:surprise, surprises, surprising, move in together, moving in together, cohabitate, cohabitates, cohabitation, live together, lives together, living together, horse, horses, constant companion, pet, pets, beloved pet, beloved pets, best friend, best friends, surprise, surprises, unwelcome, unpleasant
"Is that you again?"
"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."
Tags:insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive
"Your spatulas are no good in this town mister."
Tags:spatula, spatulas, town, towns, small city, small cities, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, restaurant, food, chicken, chickens, unwelcome, egg, eggs, not welcome, not welcomed, unwelcome, unwelcomed, unwelcoming, welcome, welcome, hostile, hostile behaviour, hostile behavior, rude, drive out, cold, mean, unperceptive
"If you boys are looking for brunch, you best just move along."
"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."
Tags:community, communities, hypocrite, hypocrites, unwelcome, unwelcoming, change, ageing, getting old, getting older, second home, second homes, holiday home, holiday homes, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, new people, new resident, new residents, newcomer, newcomers, newbie, newbies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors
"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, shut out, shut-out, opening up, open up, open-ups, relationship problems, women discussing men, fight, fights, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, disagreements, unwelcome, unwelcoming, shut off, shut-off, shutting off, husband and wife, husbands and wives
warning signs on a house
"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"
Tags:sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, saleswoman, door to door, door-to-door, soliciting, selling, solicitation, solicitations, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance calling, coldcall, cold call, cold calling, cold calls, unpopular profession, unpopular professions, unwelcome, unwelcome visitor, unwelcome visitors
'Would you like to wait?'
"This was YOUR idea...YOU clean it up!"
A thumbs down door handle
"Do you have any 'Unwelcome' mats?"
"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."