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"Blow a condo deal and move back in with the pigs."
"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
Tags:survivalist, survivalists, survive, survives, rough it, roughs it, roughing it, live in the woods, living in the woods, woods, cabin, cabins, log cabin, log cabins, fantasy, mansion, mansions, upper class, upper classes, common people, butler, butlers, rich, riches, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, test yourself, testing yourself, inconvenience, inconveniences, life of luxury, lives of luxury, luxurious, accommodations
"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
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Cozy Inn: All You Can Sleep
The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.
Book shelf features large print books, extra-large print books, and one-letter-a-page print books.
"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, accommodation, accommodations, hotel, let, lettings, holiday letting, holiday lettings, hotels, misleading marketing, misleading advertising, misleading sales, misled, mislead, brochures, brochure, tourists, tourist, ocean view, sea view, ocean views, sea views, selling points
"Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room?"
"This is a bend and breakfast. You sleep on a cafeteria table."
'For our valiant athletes, this will be the open concept suite.'
"We can't e-mail our homework, can we?"
Tags:baldo, homework, teacher, teachers, high school teacher, high school teachers, bend over backwards, bending over backwards, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, accommodating, accommodation, accommodations, excuse, excuses, look for an excuse, looking for an excuse, doing homework, slacker, slackers, slacking off, no excuses
'I've got a shared room? What kind of hole is this?'
'Room service? Please send up a towel. In a minute sir, someone's using it.'
'Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room? The £60 room has a free telly.'
'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'
'Just keep telling yourself, it's only $29 a night.'
'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'
Pets welcome, children tolerated.
'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'
'I'll take the room without the trampoline view, please.'
Nightmare Hotel Tea Trolley
"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."
Tags:accommodation, accommodations, rents, rental accommodation, rent, rented accommodation, property management company, landlords, exploitation, tenant, tenants, tenancy, tenancies, landlord, crook, immoral, not fit for habitation, slum landlord, slum landlords, property market, tenant, tenancy, easy profit, profiteering, housing market, free-for-all, rent increase, extra charges, priced out of the market, london landlords
Rooming house without boarders