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'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'
'No, the Doctor doesn't do house calls. But he does do skype calls!'
"You mean on housecalls you actually go to the house?"
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'No the doctor doesn't do house calls, but Twitter him your symptoms and he'll get back to you.'
'Mother, if I make an exception in your case, all my patients will expect me to make house calls.'
"He has a fevered imagination."
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'And another thing, why can't you get GPs to do house calls any more?'
'House calls can make you feel worse.'
"It's a good thing you came in when you did. If you had waited any longer, I might have had to make a house call."
'I'm going to make a house call, Miss Hamill. I'm going home.'
Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.
'House calls? He doesn't even make phone calls!'
"Your money is perfectly fine, you can go to sleep now."
THE DOCTOR'S DILEMMA
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'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'
"Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again."
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"That's where the pain gets me, doc."
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"Doctor, you're so much taller in person than on my home computer screen!"
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"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag."
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'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'
'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'
'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'
"I happened to drive by your house a few days ago, so I'm charging you for a partial house call."
"The plumber asked us to bring the leaking tap around to his office... he's too busy to make house calls."