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'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'
Goodbye and Good Riddance
'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'
"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"
Tags:welcome mat, welcome mats, doormat, doormats, door mat, door mats, toilet paper, bathroom tissue, bathroom tissues, misery, miseries, miserable, lot in life, sad, sadness, drink it off, drinking it off, bad to worse, going from bad to worse, go from bad to worse, murphys law, murphy's law, could be worse, things could be worse
'No Longer Welcome' mat
Yoga Welcome Mat
"Do you have any 'Unwelcome' mats?"
Welcome to our world. Please leave yours at the door.
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Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'
Caveman sees welcome mat saying, 'Wipe Your Knuckles'.
'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'
'Oh no - what's between you and the neighbors this time?'
My other carpet is a persian.
'Uh, Uh, Uh! Wipe your feet first.'
Tags:welcome mat, welcome mats, wiping feet, wipe your feet, dirty shoe, dirty shoes, shoe mat, shoe mats, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball player, baseball players, run up, run ups, umpire, umpires, baseball game, baseball games, cleanliness, clean, cleaning, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Honey, it's just the Normans. Pretend we're not here.'
'There it is. The first sign of trouble.'
'I was hoping we'd worn that out.'
Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.
Welcome mat in front of unwelcoming home.
Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.
Almost, but not quite, welcome.
Beetles Bar & Grill: 'Lady Bugs Welcome!