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'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'
Goodbye and Good Riddance
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
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'I miss home.' - 'Sometimes it feels like we never left.'
'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'
"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"
Tags:welcome mat, welcome mats, doormat, doormats, door mat, door mats, toilet paper, bathroom tissue, bathroom tissues, misery, miseries, miserable, lot in life, sad, sadness, drink it off, drinking it off, bad to worse, going from bad to worse, go from bad to worse, murphys law, murphy's law, could be worse, things could be worse
'I have to take the kids to soccer. You'll have to take the doormat to work.'
'No Longer Welcome' mat
Tags:battering ram, battering rams, castle, castles, siege, sieges, siege warfare, overthrowing castle, overthrow, battle, war, medieval, castle, seize power, knights, key under door mat, key, found the key, find, unlock, batter, ram, break down, siege tactic, siege tactics, welcome mat, front door, portcullis, battlements, ramparts, barbican
"Do you have any 'Unwelcome' mats?"
Yoga Welcome Mat
Welcome to our world. Please leave yours at the door.
Tags:welcome mat, welcome mats, intolerance, preaching to the choir, visiting, soliciting, religion, jehovah's witness, spreading the word, tolerance, tribalism, xenophobia, doorway, entrance, entrance way, knocking on doors, acceptance, rejection, door-to-door, door to door, door, doors, salesmen, salesman
Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'
welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."
'Oh no - what's between you and the neighbors this time?'
'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'
'Uh, Uh, Uh! Wipe your feet first.'
Tags:welcome mat, welcome mats, wiping feet, wipe your feet, dirty shoe, dirty shoes, shoe mat, shoe mats, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball player, baseball players, run up, run ups, umpire, umpires, baseball game, baseball games, cleanliness, clean, cleaning, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Honey, it's just the Normans. Pretend we're not here.'
'I was hoping we'd worn that out.'
'There it is. The first sign of trouble.'
Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.
The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat
Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.