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"I love what you've done to the place."
"Clay, I wish you'd shoot something for over the mantel."
"Love the exposed chessboard."
"It's very me, but I hate myself."
Tags:relatable, personal style, personal taste, personal tastes, lamp, lamps, home decoration, decorating, home improvements, self esteem, self esteem, low self esteem, low self-esteem, self critical, self-critical, self hate, self-hate, self hatred, self-hatred, decision, decisions, making decisions, decor, shopping, shopper, shoppers
"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."
Tags:chimes, wind chimes, wind chime, wind-chimes, wind-chime, neighbour, neighbor, neighbours, neighbors, noise, noisy neighbours, noisy neighbors, noisy neighbor, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbours, bad neighbour, keeping up with the jones, home, house, home decoration, home decorations, one-upmanship, oneupmanship, one upmanship, bell, bells, loud, competitive, competitiveness
"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
Tags:renovate, renovation, renovates, renovating, change, changes, remodel, remodeling, remodels, remodeled, bathroom, home decoration, refurbishment, ambition, ambitions, rationalising, rationise, rationalizing, rationalize, shop, shopping, shops, buy, buying, bought, buys, store, stores, sale, sales, lower ambitions, give up, give-up
'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'
"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, light, lights, fairy light, fairy lights, christmas lights, decorate, decorates, decoration, decorations, do-it-yourself, home decoration, home decorations, home decor, decor, trim, trims, trimming, tree, trees, wad, wads, wadded, wadded up, disentangle, disentangles, disentangling, entangle, entangled, tangle, tangles, tangled, tangled up
"I liked it better on top of my husband."
Tags:falling piano, falling pianos, crushed to death, home decoration, decorating, home decorations, furniture, moving furniture, new furniture, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, piano, pianos
The Bed Treatment
"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"
'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, reuse, reusing, shabby chic, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, home decoration, home decors, trend, trends, millennial, millennials, old west, the old west, wild west, the wild west, gold rush, the gold rush, pioneer, pioneers, wagon, wagons, wheel, wheels, wagon wheel, wagon wheels, coffee table, coffee tables, chandelier, chandeliers, design, designers, make do, making do, impracticable, impracticality, illogical
"I had it mounted as it ate the most of Roger."
Tags:shark, sharks, trophy, trophies, wall trophy, wall trophies, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, shark attack, shark attacks, killed, killing, eaten, eaten by a shark, predator, predators, sentiment, sentimental, sentiments, great white shark, widow, widows, widower, widowers, widowed, sentimental gesture, sentimental gestures, home decoration, home decor
"They're not even from India."
Tags:taj mahal, india, architecture, house, houses, garish, gauche, home, homes, home decoration, home decorations, home decor, taste, tastes, tasteful, tastefulness, posh, rich person, rich people, mansion, mansions, indian, huge house, huge houses, aristocrat, aristocrats, aristocratic, upper class, upper classes
"Do you want to watch someone cook or someone decorate?"
Tags:tv broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, television broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, cooking show, cooking shows, home decoration, unoriginal, repetition, modern life, daytime television, home improvements, lifestyle show, lifestyle shows, boring, monotony, monotonous
'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'
Non Drip Paint
'We exposed the bricks.'
'I'm looking for a coffee table to match this book.'
'I redecorated the room.'
Three Piece Furniture Distressing Kit
'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'
'I'm sure I asked for the 'Gardener's Year'.'