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'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'
"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"
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The literal use of the common metaphor was instantly notices by Skippy the fox.
"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'
"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'
'I blame him!'
"So...you're all having the chicken?"
"Babies come from WHERE?!"
"Did you place an ad for an experienced sitter?"
"Admit it, Mary. You've been having hot flashes, again, haven't you?"
Notice Board - Free Range Eggs with arrows pointing in opposite directions
'Can he come out and play?'
'Did it ever occur to you that we're probably sitting on someone's breakfast?'
'We decided we wanted these back.'
'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'
'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'
'It's a government position.'
"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."
"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"
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"I think they were taken by poachers."
Where Deviled Eggs come from