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At Lego corporate headquarters.
"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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"What the hell is all this?"
'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'
'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'
Please leave something easy to assemble.
'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'
Ikea Flat Pack Children: Do not assemble till 18 years old.
With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.
Happy Bear Toy Factory
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"I don't think this computer is state of the art -- the assembly instructions are in Latin."
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"If this thing's so easy to assemble, why is there a hotline to the Army Corp of Engineers?"
Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion
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Baxter finally gets a life
Dog House Building Kit
House for sale - some assembly required.
'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'
'This shouldn't cost me too much to fix. I've already done most of the disassembly.'
"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."
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'We come in pieces.'
'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'
'That's your new bike! All you need to do is assemble it!'
'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'
Why some marriages work