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'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'
"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"
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'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'
"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."
'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
'I blame him!'
"Babies come from WHERE?!"
"Did you place an ad for an experienced sitter?"
"Admit it, Mary. You've been having hot flashes, again, haven't you?"
Notice Board - Free Range Eggs with arrows pointing in opposite directions
'Did it ever occur to you that we're probably sitting on someone's breakfast?'
'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'
'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'
'It's a government position.'
"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"
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"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."
Where Deviled Eggs come from
"I think they were taken by poachers."
"We accept applications, but for some reason this job has very little turnover."
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Against his better judgement, Joe now had to count his chickens after they'd hatched.
Chick comes out of egg with bar code.
"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."