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"So much for that publicity stunt."
'Say you fall down and nobody is around to hear it. With the Emergency Alert System...'
"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening."
"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"
'If a tree falls in a forest, and everyone is wearing iPods ...' (Tree is about to hit oblivious passer-by.)
"If a tree speaks and no one hears it, does it exist?"
If a tree falls in the forest...(Annual Field Trip - Society for the Deaf and Mute).
"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."