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A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".
"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."
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"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''
Tags:plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, bonsai, bonsais, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, woodcutting, deforestation, green issues, ecofriendly, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, ornamental plant, ornamental plants, decorate, decorations, interior decoration, interior, interiors, green house, green houses, hot house, hot houses, greenhouse, greenhouses, green-house, green-houses, truck, trucks, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, miniature people, miniature humans, tiny people, tiny humans, scale, perspective, millennial, millennials, plant mad, plant crazy, nature, natural, gardening, gardener, horticulture, horticulturist
"Should we have lunch first?"
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Viva la revolucion!
Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine
Tags:tree, trees, lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood cutter, wood cutters, woodcutting, lumberman, lumbermen, lumberer, lumberers, logger, loggers, cutting down trees, chopping down trees, axe, axes, chopping, cutting, trunk, trunks, tree, trunk, tree trunks, invention, inventions, creative, innovation, innovations, innovative, tool, tools, power tool, power tools, chainsaw, chainsaws, saw, saws, machine, machines
"I could use a hug."
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Take your Daughter to Word Day
Tags:take your daughter to work day, lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, father and daughter, fathers and daughters, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, irresponsible, irresponsibility
Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.
'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'
'Oh, them...they're just my x husands.'
"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"
Tags:witness tampering, mobster, mobsters, spook, spooks, if a tree falls in the forest, murder, murders, philosophy, philosophical question, philosophical questions, falling tree, falling trees, testifying, lumberjack, lumberjacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, hit man, hit men, target, targets, burying evidence, criminal, criminals, crime, crimes
'The little guy with the buck teeth is making the rest of you look like wimps!'
The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.
A Logger/Lumberjack with a pine tree vehicle air freshener cut off at that stump laying flat.
"Death appears to be due to natural causes."
"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"
"The stick maker!"
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Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.
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