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"I'm saving all my work till they force me to do it."
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'...and we will continue to have these meetings until I learn why no work is getting done!'
"You've had enough 'monkey see,' Edwards. We want some 'monkey do.'"
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'What's the minimal level of competence around here?'
Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on, your call IS important to us!
"He has none of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"
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'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'
"Actually, I'm not as late as usual, Mr. Davis...so technically I'm early!"
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'
'I'm moving you into this office because it overlooks the unemployment office. I thought you could use the motivation.'
"Sorry, Jennings, but your job performance has been lacking lately. Spike, attack!"
You're not listening and you've drawn pupils on your eyes.
"As a matter of fact, boss, I'm blowing right through that pile of papers as we speak."
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"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."
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"I don't know which is harder-- getting Smythe started in the morning, or his computer."
"You can't call it a work station unless you actually do some work."
Bob Crumpet, do not disturb
"What makes you think I've been napping at work?"
"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."
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"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"
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"Is that what we pay him seven and six an hour for."
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'I know I'm the last one in each morning, but I make up for it by being the first one to leave.'
'He only works part time, unfortunately it's not the part he spends here!'