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'So much for calling me a skiver. The DOCTOR says I'm the worst case of malingering he's ever seen.'
"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"
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'Yes, how to get out of class by shoving red ink up the nose.'
The disadvantages of working from home
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"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"
Tags:highway, highways, road maintenance, highway maintenance, road repair, road repairs, roadwork, roadworks, road works, expressway, turnpike, highway construction, construction, road, roads, road work, construction worker, dummy, stuffed dummy, traffic sign, skiving off, skiver, skivers, skive off, skived off, skipping work
Back in another life.
"...I'll just take the day off."
Tags:blizzard, blizzards, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, bad weather, nasty weather, skiving off, skiver, skivers, cat lover, cat lovers, storm, storms, stormy weather, bad weather, lazy cat, lazy cats, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behaviour, feline behavior
"Next we've got our awards for imperfect attendance."
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"Hello, L'il Tykes Day Care Center? This is Ethan. I'll be playing from home today."
"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."
Shopping...You Should Be At Work
"No, you're not getting too old for school."
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"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."
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"You said to have a Great Day so I skipped work and played golf."
Tags:golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf courses, golf club, golf clubs, skiving off, skivving off, skipping work, sick day, sick days, sickie, sickies, bad day, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, boring job, boring jobs, bad job, bad jobs, work commitment, work commitments
'I was not playing hooky. I was giving home schooling a test run.'
"We can't say they aren't learning. Twenty three of them have learned to call in sick."
'Frank still isn't here! I swear, if he calls off today and we have to cover his post again...'
'Agenda item 456(b), 'Reasons for low attendance at meetings'.'
"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"
'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'
'Are you playing truant sir?'
"Dad, do they ever have a 'Staying Home From Work Cause You're Faking You're Sick With Your Child' day?"
"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."
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What say we save a tree, and skip the test?
"You do realize that skipping class because the teacher doesn't let you talk whenever you want to simplifies things for every, but you, don't you?"