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'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'
'Accounting has calculated how much we've paid you compared to how much work you've done. You owe the company $53, 972.'
'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'
"He has none of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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'Wake up James, we're here'
'How was my vacation ... why ... is it over?'
'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'
"Actually, I'm not as late as usual, Mr. Davis...so technically I'm early!"
'Nederly doesn't even pretend to work here anymore.'
'Nothing important. Just missing another deadline.'
'I like to take one day at a time.' - 'Trouble is you're three weeks behind.'
'How long have you been working here?' - 'Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.'
Employee with a short attention span
"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."
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'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'
'It's called lateral thinking.'
"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."
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"Talk about push, intrusive management! Yesterday the boss asked me what I actually do here!"
Office talk: 'I deal with stress management the easy way, I let management get stressed while I take it easy!'
'Is there any chance you could postpone your vacation - until your vacation?
Trevor's new name for his lazer business was widely embraced by his staff.
"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."
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"Actually, he's a very productive member of the company...once his coffee kicks in."
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"Won't your boss miss you?"
"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."