Marketing Men Cartoons and Comics

"Our quarry, ladies and gentlemen—the great American consumer. Fetch!"

"I'm going into advertising - but, you know, negative advertising."

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

'The brand is dying on its feet, we have to do something radical.'

"Yes, I did say we needed to do more mobile marketing. But, putting a sign on your car isn't what I had in mind."

"Grandpa, before selfies and social media, how did people self-promote?"

"It's new and improved because we now have better advertising."

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"I see you've been polishing your brand."

"Do you ever get the urge to write something worth reading?"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

"Once an ad man, always an ad man."

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

"Eskimos have 100 words for snow. Marketing has 100 ways to say 'New and Improved.'"

'The flip side of product placement - removing the competitors' placements.'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

He got his best marketing ideas late at night.

'Listing all the side effects is so clinical. Let's just say 'But wait. there's more!''

Marketing pitch produces old cliches.

'Note to self: Avoid infomercial writers.;

"His profile said he was involved in marketing for a major high street chain."

"Actually J.B., it's just the box that's new!"