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Bad Valentines Cards
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"Valentines for Adults"
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Valentine's - Hungry Heart
'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'
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'I need a card that sends a very clear mixed message.'
You are very important to me!
'Think of it as a valentine, not a heart transplant.'
"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"
"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"
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"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"
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'My love life is the same, but my credit card life has never been so full.'
'So you want me to 'let it slip' about the 73 Valentines cards that you got...'
'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'
'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'
"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"
'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'
I love you this much.
Why 25% of greeting card writers don't make the grade...
'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'
"Be your Valentine? - I'm not ready to make a COMMITMENT like that!"
'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'
'My husband needs a booster shot.'
"He's not a robber! He gave me a love note!"
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