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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, gift, gifts, present, presents, wrapped, surprise, surprises, hint, hints, gift box, gift boxes, shopping, sold, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, questionable, suspicious, infomercial, infomercials, commercial, commercials, product, products, as seen on tv, celebration, celebrations
'Legal says we could get by with the term 'super' but adding 'duper' might be pushing it.'
Floss Street Vendor
Tags:floss, flossing, flosser, dentist, dentists, dentistry, tooth, teeth, tooth care, oral hygiene, oral hygienist, oral hygienists, dental hygienist, dental hygienists, oral care, clean teeth, oral health, self care, orthodontist, orthodontists, orthodontics, street vendor, street vendors, peddler, peddlers, merchant, merchants, marketing, marketer, market, sell, selling, product, products, product design, product designer, product designers, hot dog stand, hot dog vendor, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, vendor, vendors, self-employ, self-employment, self-employed, small business, small businesses, niche market, niche product, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businessman, businessmen, business owner, business owners, working outside, working outdoors
'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'
DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.
Tags:desire, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, branding, product, products, product branding, product names, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, sales tactic, sales tactics, advertising, modern life modern times, modern attitudes, ketchup, ketchup, motor oil, merchandise, merchandising, product line, product lines
"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, comic, comics, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, film, films, movie, movies, lingerie, lingerie store, lingerie stores, lingerie shop, lingerie shops, bra store, bra store, bra shop, bra shops, corset, corsets, shopping for bras, shopping for underwear, shopping for lingerie, lingerie counter, lingerie counters, clerk, clerks, staff, customer service, service, question, questions, request, requests, customer, customers, patron, patrons, out of stock, out-of-stock, fashion, women's wear, clothing, clothes, women's clothing, women's clothes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, not longer, carry, product, products, woman, women
"You fix it by buying a new one."
Tags:tech support, technical support, it, information technology, i.t., i.t. support, it support, technician, technicians, technical help, techie, techies, modern life, modern technology, technology, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phones, smart phones, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, broken, fix, repair, virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, buy, buy a new one, product, products, customer service, service, helpdesk, help desk, helpdesks, help desks, geek, geeks, electronics, electronic devices
Having never read the back of one of his products, Paul is horrified to discover how much he is giving away.
"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
Tags:guarantee, guarantees, guaranteeing, stand behind your work, standing behind your work, product, products, retail, retailer, retailers, retail store, retail stores, electronics store, electronics stores, ominous, concern, concerns, concerning, worry, worries, worrying, unreliable, reliability, return, returns, return policy, return policies, boss, shop, shops, shopping, modern life, boss, bosses, customer service, customer service representative, sales, sales training, sales trainer, sales trainers, boss, bosses, clerk, clerks, store clerk, store clerks, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
"Nobody cares whether I drink Coke or Pepsi."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, cola, soda, pop, soft drink, soft drinks, brand, brands, brand name, brand names, product, products, consumerism, insecure, insecurity, judging, judgement, judgements, modern life
"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, taking animals, cow, cows, cattle, bovine, livestock, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, dairy, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, product, products, dairy products, milk products, food, milk, butter, cheese, spreading yourself thin, overdoing it, spread oneself too thin, doing too much, food products
"It's really frightening that all these infomercials are for things I really want."
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., consumerism, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, commercial, commercials, infomercial, infomercials, product, products, want, need, shopping, home shopping, the power of advertising, the power of marketing, shopper, shoppers, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes
"Am I talent or product?"
Tags:stepford wives, old fashioned, family, family values, families, dinner, over dinner, business, market, markets, marketing, marketed, parents, parenting, parental, product, products, businesses, businessmen, dad, dads, father, fatherhood, talent, talented, word play, play on words, cliche, kids say the darndest things, cliches, cliché, clichésjargon, jargons, work talk, home life, work life, corporate, corporations, influence, influential, influencing, raising kids, kid, kids, child, children
Top-Secret Weapon #793-B
Tags:weapon, weapons, weaponised, weaponized, worst, worse, culture, cultures, low culture, ishtar, edsels, edsel, ugly, damage, damaging, damages, miniskirts, fashion, fashions, fashionista, 1969, coke, world journal tribune, newspaper, newspapers, worst of humanity, war, wars, missile, missiles, products, product, unsuccessful, weapons of mass destruction, weapon of mass destruction, bomb, bombs, army, armies
Think Zero Defects
Cowboy Market Research
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, west, western, american west, horses, horse, ranch, ranchers, old west, wild west, real estate, real estate developer, real estate development, real estate developer, real estate developers, names, naming, housing, housing projects, housing development, housing development names, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighborhood names, real estate agent, real estate agents, marketing, market, marketing research, market research, advertising, advertisement, product development, products, product design, product names, executive, executives, marketing department, marketing departments
'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'
Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.
Tags:grocery, groceries, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, food, food shop, food shops, food store, food stores, supermarket, supermarkets, deli, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping grocery shopping, food shopping, product, products, too much, too many, overcrowded, crowded, crammed, stuffed, anything, everything, overload, jam-packed, full, jammed, overstuffed, overflowing, customer, customers, display, displays
'Straight eye for the queer guy.'
MAPLE MADNESS - IT AIN'T JUST FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE!
Tags:product, products, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, consumerism, maple, maple syrup, shampoo, conditioner, laundry detergent, washing detergent, detergent, toothpaste, motor oil, martini, anti-perspirant, antiperspirant, deodorant, innovation, innovative, trend, trends, trendy
'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'