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Bad Valentines Cards
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"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."
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"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."
"Valentines for Adults"
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"Ate all the good ones, you did."
Valentine's - Hungry Heart
'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'
'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'
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You are very important to me!
'Think of it as a valentine, not a heart transplant.'
Dating an English Major
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"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"
"I find the whole valentines day thing totally revolting! It's nothing but a veiled misogynistic attack on the status of women by reducing them to the whimpering recipients of chocolate hearts and limp roses."
"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"
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"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"
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'My love life is the same, but my credit card life has never been so full.'
'So you want me to 'let it slip' about the 73 Valentines cards that you got...'
'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'
'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'
'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'
"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"
"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."
I love you this much.