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"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."
'Today's in-flight amenities will also include fresh-from-the-oven homemade sugar cookies.'
'In the event the cabin loses pressure, masks will automatically drop from above, providing oxygen--at $5.95/minute.'
"Do you have one with magnets?"
Tags:fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, salesman, salesperson, sale, customer service, customer services, magnet, magnets, fridge magnet, fridge magnets, refrigerator magnets, refrigerator magnet, complain, silly query, query, frivolous question, amenities, amenity, feature, features, overboard, going overboard, pointless question
There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, tropics, tropic, tropical, paradise, amenity, amenities, electricity, gas, plumbing, wifi, facility, facilities, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, modern convenience, modern conveniences, plumbing, electricity supply, relaxation, relaxations, bliss, blissed, pure bliss
"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."
Tags:realtor, realtors, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, suburb, suburbs, middle class, first world, first world problem, first world problems, desire, desires, home buyer, home buyers, realty, suburban, want, wants, need, needs, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighourhood, neighbourhoods, amenity, amenities
"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"
Tags:campground, campgrounds, rv, recreational vehicle, camper, camper van, camper vans, motorhomes, caravams, campers, utilities, campground utilities, beer tap, beer taps, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, alcohol, beverages, outdoors, rv park, motorhome, caravan, trailer parks, free beer, beer, beers, trailer park, amenities
"Typical - more travelling, more inconvenience."
'What do you say we skip the amenities and get right to the shouting?'
'When you said you had the amenities of the finest resort hotels, I didn't think you literally meant stolen towels and shampoo.'
"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."
"These toilets have been closed."
Tags:toilet, toilets, lavatory, lavatories, lav, lavs, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, closed, closed down, amenities, water closet, public toilet, public toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, desperation, plumber, plumbers, public convenience, public conveniences
'Oh, the amenity!'
Toilets sign by the side of the road.
Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).
"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"
Tags:baldo, olden days, old days, take for granted, taking for granted, modern amenities, amenity, amenities, green, live green, lives green, living green, environmental awareness, environmental consciousness, washing clothes, old times, privilege, modern privilege, modern privileges, chore, chores, doing chores, save gas, saves gas, saving gas
'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'
"Let's skip the amenities - this is a power pick-up."
'I'm sorry Rudi - we're looking for something a bit closer to the shops'
'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'
Nasty 'Expenses' trying to get at 'Amenities'
"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"
Tags:dream house, dream houses, fantasy house, fantasy houses, fantasy home, fantasy homes, mansions, home, homes, house, houses, mansion, nice, real estate, for sale, buy, buyer, buyers, everything, property, properties, must have, must haves, must-have, must-haves, rich, wealthy, amenities, extras, pretentious, real estate agent, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, agency, couple, needs, wants, indulgence, palace, impressive, expensive, housing market, market, batcave, cave, basement, men, mancave, man cave, man caves, man-cave, man-caves, search, perfect house, disagree
"He wants to know if we've got a more dog-eared copy?"
"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"