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Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"
'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
Martial arts and clumsiness.
Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.
'Do you want to watch the end of that kung fu movie?'
'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'
The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.
Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'
The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.
Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).
Karate fighter trying to hitch a ride to karate championships.
"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"
"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."
"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"