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Yoga for beginners,
"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"
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"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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Health Club: For Regular People
The trim reaper
"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."
"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."
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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"On the bright side, you just logged 54 'Flights Climbed' for the day."
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Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
Abs of Gold?
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The Trim Reaper
"No, 'Crossfit' isn't me being cross because my clothes don't fit!"
"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."
"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"
'Good news, I hear you've lost two inches.'
"How long have you lived in this gym?"
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"My muscle memory is getting forgetful."
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
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