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Yoga for beginners,
"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"
"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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The trim reaper
"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."
"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."
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"What a coincidence! I'm part of the antijogging backlash, too. . . want to screw?"
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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
Abs of Gold?
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The Trim Reaper
"No, 'Crossfit' isn't me being cross because my clothes don't fit!"
"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."
'Good news, I hear you've lost two inches.'
"How long have you lived in this gym?"
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"My muscle memory is getting forgetful."
Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'
"I like to mix up my exercise routine, usually with sitting on the sofa drinking beer!"
Woman on running machine next to a cake.
"I've given up trying to do a cardio workout."
"You really need to start working out your other leg, too."'