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"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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'They agreed to tear this house down for a third of what we pay our regular demolition team.'
"I'm glad to hear you're finally fitting in." (Man has sign saying 'Kick me off the team' attached to his back).
Suddenly the adrenaline kicked in.
"I used to get high on life but I 'kicked'."
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Doctor pronounces patient is still 'Alive and kicking' whilst having bootprints on his coat
'You didn't read the small print, sir - Your ticket restricts you to a seat kicked continuously by a small child.'
'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around.'
"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."
'Pretty small tooth for a horse!'
'Neither drugs nor therapy have relieved his depression so we're trying a few good swift kicks in the behind.'
Patient kicks doctor in groin after reflex test.
Kick in the ass
If you had an ass I'd kick it!
Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'
'My turn! Kick me next!!'
'Steven, think back to when you were 9 and tell me how you felt when your big brother intentionally stepped on your face to get to the upper bunk.'
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'Whoa... soccer style!'
Tags:cow, cows, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, player, players, kick, kicks, kicked, kicking, kicker, kickers, boots, boots, booting, booted, style, styles, mimic, mimics, copy, copies, copied, copying, milk, milks, milking, milker, milkers, milked, farmer, farmers, cattle, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Karate pop up book knocks man out.
'Just kick the field goal, Kevin. They're trying to mess with your mind.'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, foorballers, field goal, field goals, goal, goals, kick, kicks, kicking, kicker, kickers, kicked, concentrate, concentrates, concentration, balloon, balloons, distract, distracts, distraction, distractions, psychology, psychological, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
...Meanwhile, at the nuclear disarmament talks.
Tags:football, american football, meeting, meetings, finger, fingers, play, plays, playing, player, players, played, talk, talks, talking, talker, talkers, talked, field goal, field goals, kick, kicks, kicking, kicker, kickers, kicked, office worker, office workers nuclear disarmament, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers