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"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"
"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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"I've had a lot of free time this year."
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"Oh, there's no question, you possess some truly remarkable talents, but we're looking for somebody with computer skills."
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Will dick around on the internet all day for food.
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The Judgment of Paris
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"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."
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'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'
"Any talents besides tasting good?"
"What can you do that my smartphone can't?"
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'You claim on your resume that you're a born leader.'
"Well, that IS impressive ....but we thought it was just a metaphor for your skill set!"
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"I think there's been a mistake. . . I applied for the caretakers job."
"Your CV is excellent as are your references but I'm actually looking for someone more like me."
"After reading your resume I have no idea who you are... you're hired!"
"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."