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"I'm putting my trust in you, Colin..."
Tags:artisan, artisanal, aritsanal pottery, artisan pottery, arts and crafts, potter, potters, pottery, vintage pottery, potting, artisan vintage, artisanal vintage, ceramics, ceramic, pottery barn, giant pots, giant pot, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, consumerism, hipster, hipsters, stoneware, porcelain, pretentious, pretension, authentic
'I wonder if they have any water filters?'
'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."
"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."
"Selling China to China. Now that's going to be a challenge."
Tags:salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales strategy, sales strategies, sales plan, sales plans, china, chinese market, chinese markets, chinese economy, porcelain, sales target, sales targets, sales pitch, sales pitches, foreign market, foreign markets, supply and demand, business plan, business plans, business strategy, business strategies
"Me, I'm not allowed in china shops, so I buy all my china online..."
'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'
"My son ran away to join the Terracotta Army."
Tags:gnomes, gnome, garden gnome, garden ornament, garden ornaments, garden gnomes, pottery, porcelain, terracotta, terracotta army, chinese history, armed forces, army, armies, archaeologist, archaeologists, proud parent, proud parents, archaeology, chintz, ironic, family, father, fathers, son, sons
''And now Vinny thinks he's too good for us. I mean, I haven't even heard from him since he moved into that porcelain mansion of his.'
'How old is this vase?'
Antiques - Spode-u-like.
'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'
"It's a wonderful example of what we in the trade call 'tat'..."
'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).
"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."
Tags:porcelain, china, fine china, bull in a china shop, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, collect, collects, pig, pigs, bull, bulls, stressful, stressfulness, stamp collector, stamp collectors, stamp collecting, postage stamp, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, breakage, breakages