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Spring Water - 0% Trans Fats.
Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'
"It's mineral water, sir - of course there are rocks and sand in it."
"...they couldn't agree to whose bottled water to have on the table"
'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'
'Would you like a drink with your meal?' - 'Yes, I'd like a glass of water, please.' - 'Still or sparkling?' - 'Tap.' - 'Cheapskate.' - 'Bite me.'
"Oh my God, the mineral water!"
Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."
Sign says, The Source for Gurgling Spring Bottled Water.
"OMG! Contains Iron, Zinc, Aluminum, Copper and Absestos!"