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Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
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37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!
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Tags:pinocchio, pinocchios diner, pinocchio's diner, fairy tale, fairy tales, nose, noses, nose growing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, health food, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, saying what you want to hear, says what you want to hear, unrealistic, msg, no msg, veggie dog, veggie dogs, no calories, calorie, calories, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, fad diet, fad diets
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
Tags:kale, health, health food, health foods, healthy food, health foods, recycle, recycles, recycling, reward, rewards, rewarding, hippy, hippies, halloween, candy, candies, candy bar, candy bars, health nut, health nuts, gross, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fun size, fun sizes, trick or treat, trick or treats, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, killjoy, killjoys
Popeye Switches to Kale.
Tags:olive, spinach, kale, heathy living, healthy eating, healthy food, food fads, faddy foods, health food, health foods, food trend, food trends, food, foods, poor decisions, poor decision, bad decision, bad decisions, wrong choice, wrong choices, poor choices, mistake, mistakes, defeat, lose, loser, losing, food blogger, food bloggers, nutritionist, nutritionists, dieticians, dietician
"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
Tags:fit, fitness, nutrition, nutrition bar, nutrition bars, health food, health foods, healthy food, for her, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, for women, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, gender issues, gender issue, gender inequality, brand, brands, branding, packaging, packages, package, illogical, stupid, stupidity, narrow minded, close minded, ignorant, ignorance, sales tactic, sales tactics, toxic masculinity
"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced
Tags:minivan, minivans, car, cars, road, roads, parents, parent, mom, mum, dad, family, families, food, snacks, healthy food, health food, natural food, middle-class families, middle-class family, soccer mum, soccer mom, soccer mums, suburbs, suburban life, suburban family, suburban culture, middle-age, childhood obesity
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
Tags:egg, eggs, crack, cracks, cracking, humpty dumpty, cholesterol, health food, health foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, confusion, confused, medical advice, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrients, diet, diets, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, unhealthy, breakfast, breakfasts, nutritious, mixed message, mixed messages
"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."
Tags:calcium, chat, chats, chatting, science, scientist, scientists, party, parties, partying, cocktail party, cocktail parties, monologue, monologues, put into perspective, bore, bores, boring, self-interest, self-interested, element, elements, mineral, minerals, vitamin, vitamins, health food, health foods, healthy food, healthy foods
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Tags:omar khayyam, supermarket, supermarkets, astronomer, astronomers, mathematician, mathematicians, poet, poets, poetry, health food, health food store, health food stores, grocery store, grocery stores, indecision, indecisive, retailer, retailers, grocer, grocers, great mind, great minds, overwhelmed, overwhelming
Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
Tags:tai chi, chai, chai tea, martial art, martial arts, martial artist, martial artists, exercise, exercises, exercising, yoga, physical fitness, wellness, health, healthy, health food, health foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, lifestyles, trend, trends, fad, fads, spiritual, spirituality, new age, new age lifestyle, new age lifestyles, meditate, meditates, meditation, stress, stress management, stresses, de-stress, de-stresses, de-stressing, destress, destresses, destressing, calm, calm down, calms down, calming down, relax, relaxes, relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques
"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."
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'Hi, my name's Krystyn, and I'll be the nutritionist liaison to your waiter tonight.'
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
Tags:pizza, pizzas, health food, healthy foods, healthy eating, processed food, processed foods, pepperoni, processed meat, processed meats, refined flour, processed cheese, health-conscious, health-consciousness, teacher, teachers, teaching, story, stories, story time, foods to avoid, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, indoctrination, liberal, liberals
A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.
Tags:health food, health food store, health food stores, salt, salt the sidewalk, salting the sidewalk, icy weather, icy road, icy roads, icy conditions, icy condition, sodium, unhealthy, blood pressure, health nut, health nuts, substitute, substitutes, high blood pressure, sodium level, sodium levels
"Welcome to America, bitch."
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters
"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"
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Introducing the Tofuton
"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"
"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."
Tags:wheatgrass juice, soy milk, health food, health foods, lunchbox, lunchboxes, lunch box, lunch boxes, packed lunch, packed lunches, school lunch, school lunches, kid, kids, healthy eating, hipster, hipsters, modern parenting, parent, parents, modern family, modern families, helicopter parents, health obsession, modern childhood, modern childhoods
'All our produce is locally sourced...I'd recommend the battery chicken baked in hydrogensulphide with polymorphene.'
Tags:environment, additives, food additives, gm crops, food, healthy eating, health food, health foods, battery chickens, battery farming, global warming, the environment, oil companies, green policies, oil, gas, co2, emissions, green, greenest, oil companies, organic produce, organic food, food scare, food scares.
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"
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