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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
Tags:kale, health, health food, health foods, healthy food, health foods, recycle, recycles, recycling, reward, rewards, rewarding, hippy, hippies, halloween, candy, candies, candy bar, candy bars, health nut, health nuts, gross, disgusting, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fun size, fun sizes, trick or treat, trick or treats, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, killjoy, killjoys
Popeye Switches to Kale.
Tags:popeye, olive, bluto, spinach, kale, heathy living, healthy eating, healthy food, food fads, faddy foods, health food, health foods, food trend, food trends, food, foods, poor decisions, poor decision, bad decision, bad decisions, wrong choice, wrong choices, poor choices, mistake, mistakes, defeat, lose, loser, losing, food blogger, food bloggers, nutritionist, nutritionists, dieticians, dietician
"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
Tags:fit, fitness, nutrition, nutrition bar, nutrition bars, health food, health foods, healthy food, for her, sexism, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, for women, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, gender issues, gender issue, gender inequality, brand, brands, branding, packaging, packages, package, illogical, stupid, stupidity, narrow minded, close minded, ignorant, ignorance, sales tactic, sales tactics, toxic masculinity
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
Tags:egg, eggs, crack, cracks, cracking, humpty dumpty, cholesterol, health food, health foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, confusion, confused, medical advice, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrients, diet, diets, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, unhealthy, breakfast, breakfasts, nutritious, mixed message, mixed messages
"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."
Tags:calcium, chat, chats, chatting, science, scientist, scientists, party, parties, partying, cocktail party, cocktail parties, monologue, monologues, put into perspective, bore, bores, boring, self-interest, self-interested, element, elements, mineral, minerals, vitamin, vitamins, health food, health foods, healthy food, healthy foods
Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
Tags:tai chi, chai, chai tea, martial art, martial arts, martial artist, martial artists, exercise, exercises, exercising, yoga, physical fitness, wellness, health, healthy, health food, health foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, lifestyles, trend, trends, fad, fads, spiritual, spirituality, new age, new age lifestyle, new age lifestyles, meditate, meditates, meditation, stress, stress management, stresses, de-stress, de-stresses, de-stressing, destress, destresses, destressing, calm, calm down, calms down, calming down, relax, relaxes, relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques
Gentrification of the fridge
Tags:gentrification, food, drink, drinks, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, artisan, organic, healthy, health, natural, kale, gluten-free, gluten free, soy, chia, flax, grains, hemp, ipa, india pale ale, craft beer, craft beers, fridge, fridge, refrigerator, refrigerators, healthy eating, eating healthy, health foods, modern life
"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."
Tags:whole grain, whole-grain, wholegrain, whole grains, wholegrains, centaur, centaurs, supermarket, supermarkets, super market, super markets, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, groceries, nutritional value, nutrient, nutrients, healthy living, healthy eating, health food, healthy diet, health foods, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings
"Welcome to America, bitch."
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters
Introducing the Tofuton
"Here are some broccoli florets - for you and you and you!"
"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"
"I'll trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice."
Tags:wheatgrass juice, soy milk, health food, health foods, lunchbox, lunchboxes, lunch box, lunch boxes, packed lunch, packed lunches, school lunch, school lunches, kid, kids, healthy eating, hipster, hipsters, modern parenting, parent, parents, modern family, modern families, helicopter parents, health obsession, modern childhood, modern childhoods
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
'All our produce is locally sourced...I'd recommend the battery chicken baked in hydrogensulphide with polymorphene.'
Tags:environment, additives, food additives, gm crops, food, healthy eating, health food, health foods, battery chickens, battery farming, global warming, the environment, oil companies, green policies, oil, gas, co2, emissions, green, greenest, oil companies, organic produce, organic food, food scare, food scares.
'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'
"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"
Tags:childhood obesity, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, snack, snacks, snacking, health foods, snack option, snack options, healthy snack, healthy snacks, cupcake, cupcakes, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, junk food, fast food, junk-food, fast-food, health food, health foods
Healthy Gingerbread House
Tags:gingerbread house, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, witch, witches, gingerbread houses, gluten free, trans fat, peanut, peanuts, fructose, corn syrup, gluten free, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, nut allergy, nut allergies, health food, health foods, free from, hansel, gretel
Mother Nature's Health Foods
Tags:food, health foods, health, healthy, healthy eating, eating healthy, diet, diets, mother nature, nature, natural, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, store, stores, shop, shops, sign, signs, storefront, storefronts, front window, front windows, display window, display windows, retail, consumerism, tobacco, coffee, red wine, chocolate, smoking, smoker, smokers, caffeine, coming soon, modern life
"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"
"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."
"Sure doc, I can eat healthy tasteless food and exercise until my lungs implode. Or, you can just inject some drain cleaner into my eyeball and save us both a lot of time and trouble."
Tags:health food, health foods, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, tasteless food, tasteless foods, tasteless, tastelessness, flavour, flavourless, flavor, flavorless, exercise, exercises, exercising, cardio, workout, workouts, working out, gym, gyms, gym membership, gym memberships, health nut, health nuts
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, small dog, small dogs, tofu, health food, health foods, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, modern life, health trend, health trends, health fad, health fads