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"Today is catch-your-own day."
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Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
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"Taser that for you, sir?"
'Go for the 'Chef's Surprise.' It's ham salad I made fresh last week.'
"Oh, yes, sir, the zebra is fresh."
"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."
"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
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"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."
"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"
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'It's a piece of conceptual art...'Milk and Eggs'...$56,000 Every day we have to pour fresh milk in the glass, and replace the eggs.'
"Yours is what's taking so long."
"It could use some wasabi."
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'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'
Chef Only Uses the Freshest Ingredients
"What beautiful asparagus!"
" Lady... I didn't say nuthin'!!"
'Over linguini, please.'
"Table three... another ten minutes! Complementary wine!!"
'My bread is broke. Can I get a refund?'
'Did it ever occur to you that we're probably sitting on someone's breakfast?'
'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'
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"Who had the garden salad?"
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"Sorry for the delay, sir - the 'catch of the day' turned on us."