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Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
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"It's called 'Eau De Sty', by Countess Slopbucket."
"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, season, seasons, seasonal, summer, summertime, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer break, summer breaks, summer holiday, summer holidays, food, clam, clams, clamming, truffle, truffles, truffle hunting, digging, hunting, animal, animals, pig, pigs, hog, hogs, kick back, relaxing, relaxation, hobby, hobbies, leisure
"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."
Tags:animal, animals, hog, hogs, pig, pigs, food, mushroom, mushrooms, fungi, truffle, truffles, truffle hog, truffle hogs, accounting, accountant, accountants, business, businessman, businessmen, money, finances, office, offices, office life, loophole, loopholes, employee, employees, worker, workers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, searching, looking
"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, hog, hogs, livestock, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, eating, diet, diets, eating habits, dietary habits, carbo-loading, carb-loading, carbohydrates, eating carbs, carbs, gaining weight, putting on weight, fattening, fat, heath, fitness, marathon, marathons, marathon runner, marathon runners, runner, runners, meat, pork
"How nice. A truffle."
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"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, holistic, holistic medicine, animal, animals, pig, pigs, whole hog, hog, hogs, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplay
"Norman won't collaborate."
Tags:child, children, parent, parents, care taker, care takers, parenting, mature for one's age, growing up too fast, hog, hogs, hogging, hogged, not sharing, share, sharing, shared, shares, sharing is caring, age, ageing, maturing, matured, build, building blocks, building block, toy, toys, mean, greedy, tattle tale, telling on, tell on
If Pigs Could Fly
"Got over the house of straw."
"Which one of you runts squealed?"
"I'm not hog wild about either of them."
Tags:crazy, excited, out of control, hog wild, jumping up and down, impressed, unimpressed, underwhelming, underwhelmed, bored, boring, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay, word play, pig, pigs, hog, hogs, livestock, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, contestant, contestants, tv, tvs, television, televisions
'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'
Pig kisses frog - and turns into a warthog.
"This is great! We'll have to have you folks over to dinner at our place real soon!"
'I'm limping because I pulled a hamstring.'
'Tarzan thought time Tarzan trade in elephant for something smaller.'
"Forget it, Shamus, you won't find any truffles hanging around this dump."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, animal, animals, hog, hogs, pig, pigs, food, mushroom, mushrooms, fungi, truffle, truffles, truffle hog, truffle hogs, toadstool, toadstools, searching, looking, relationship, relationships, looking for love, dating
'Granted, we don't have quality, but we do have quantity!'
"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."