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The sound of mucus.
"I found grandpa's old cough!"
Mozart's little-known "Kleenex and Cough Drop Intermission" quartet.
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"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"
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'I'll see the patient who called to say he's 'been a-coughin'' since Tuesday.'
'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'
'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
Concert Hall with entrances for mobiles and coughs.
"I never get sick."
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"O.K. Now cough."
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NHS Confederation suggests that patients be allowed to register with A&E departments..."Can someone help me I've got a bit of a cough!"
'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'
"Of course my cough is productive."
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'When you said on youe resume you were a hacker, I had imagined something else.'
'Does anyone else have anything they'd like to bring up?...'
'Turn your head and cough.'
'Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing & gelatinous on the palate, goes well with cough and cold.'
"Coughing, or non-coughing?"
'This is the captain speaking, we will be serving codeine syrup in our whooping cough flight this evening.'
'100 cigaretts a day. Why do you smoke so much?' - 'Coughing is the only exercise I get.'
Lamb coughing up wool balls
Biggest heimlich maneuver ever recorded.
"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."
'To all you poor souls suffering with colds in January, I think I speak for everyone when I say go and die somewhere else!'