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A convenient attack of swine flu...
'I'm going to be sick on Monday. I'm telling you now so I don't have to call in.'
Died of hypochondria (and is not really dead).
'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'
Pulling a Sickie.
-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!