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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'
"Legally, we're a farm."
'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
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'He's a goatee herder.'
Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".
'I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat.'
It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.
'There are gonna be some changes around here.'
"I've never trusted cows."
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'I'm studying the lay of the land..'
'It's settled, then - we start a farm.'
I can't believe it's not food!
'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'
'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'
A Farmer's Favourite Sheep
'The bull's still alive and well, Mr. Fillimond, unfortunately he's not grazing in your field.'
Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on
'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'
'Rock beats Scissors!'
'I didn't realise we had to plant our own gear!'
'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'