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"You've really been with us quite a while, haven't you, Hepburn?"
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"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."
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"I tell you guys you're making a horrible mistake!"
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"Now here's a difficult case. Her vitals are strong, but her HMO is weak."
'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'
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"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."
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"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."
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"The amputation went well Mr Jones, but we have one slight hiccup."
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Doctors Without Inferiors
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"So, tell me about this heart problem."
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"That's a coincidence - his hospital parking ticket has just expired, too!"
A heart lies on an IV drip.
"Ask yourself . . . Are you better off now that you were four years ago?"
Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.
"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"
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"That's it! Visiting time is over!"
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"I checked in with a broken hip...the food poisoning came later."
"Can you tell me the quickest way to the hospital?"
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"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."
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