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Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.
"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."
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It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.
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Ways to mount a horse
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'Darn it, Jim, I'm from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police... now drive!'
'He's a real beaut, Dewey! Are you going to have him mounted, or gut and fillet him?'
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'We always wanted to have a mounted deer head but loathe the thought of animals being harmed.'
"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."
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'This is an intervention. It's time you stopped mounting every fish you catch.'
'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'
'And apart from the toothache?'
'I think Jesus had a horse. Have you ever heard of his sermon on the mount?'
'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'
'Do you think he'll win the second race?' - 'Yes, because he's running in the first race.'
Pet cat eats mounted trophy fish.
'This place gives me the creeps.'
Carrying the jockey.
'Say now, that's quite a fish you've got mounted on the wall.'
Your gallstones polished & mounted.
'Does it say anything about secular humanism'
Two men discussing Jordan.
101 uses of a dead cat: torch wall mounts.
And another thing -- I'm tired of you taking me for granite.