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"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorneys, treasure, treasures, buried treasure, buried treasures, hiding, hid, hides, bury, buries, burying, buried, cheat, cheats, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, lied
Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, burial, burials, bury, buries, burying, modern life, modern times, trend, trends, funeral, funerals, sendoff, sendoffs, send-off, send-offs, cremation, cremate, cremates, blast off, blasts off, blasting off, rocket, rockets, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, goodbye, goodbyes, saying goodbye
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, punch, punches, punched, punching, puncher, punchers, ring, rings, knockout, knock out, knockouts, knock outs, count, counts, counting, bury, buries, buried, burying, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, hammered, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Can you help me bury the groceries all over the neighborhood."
'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'
Pile of Music Notes
"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."
Tags:repress, represses, repression, repressed desire, repressed desires, repressing desires, bury, buries, burying, maturity, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, mental development, childhood development, dishes, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, chore, chores
"Talk about your cut-rate operations...."
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"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"
A woman waters her vegetables and her buried husband.
Tags:murder, murders, kill, kills, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, murderess, murderesses, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bury, buries, burial, burials, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, mariticide, sinister, harmless old woman, harmless old lady, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals
A woman buries her broken heart
"I'm not climbing down there to fetch your teeth. Serves you right for spitting."
'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'
'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'
"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
Tags:ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, bury, buries, dig, digging, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, promise, promises, relax, relaxing, relaxation, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages
'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'
'We're going to confuse archaeologists of the future and bury poor Mildred in the peat bog.'
'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'
"I realized we weren't on the same page when he advised me to bury my money in the ground."
"God, I look ridiculous."
'There wasn't any change in the cushions, but guess what I did find?'
'Okay. . . three bones, a ball and a toy if you show us where you buried our keys.'
'Please tell me there's not a car attached to that tire.'
'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'
"Come see who's buried next to your dad."
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