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Fight or flight?
'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'
'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'
Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.
Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,
'Yeah, first I just wanna say: owwie ow ow, oh god this hurts... so anyways...'
'I'm a horrible person.'
Tip jar at boxing match.
'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'
'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'
'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'
'It's your wife with a second option.'
'He has some unresolved issues.'
'You did win Mr. Congeniality...'
Out to punch
'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'
Boxer's Hair Styles.
"I want to thank the dark lord Satan for helping me win and giving me the strength to beat the crap out of my opponent!"
Shadow boxing knockout.
Boxer being disqualified.
'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'
'ONE... TWO... THREE...' 'Faster!'
'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'
'I think I've found his Achilles' heel.' 'So I see, but, TECHNICALLY, it's called hitting below the belt.'