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"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
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"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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"Thank You For Watching Regular Television."
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'Do you realize that the only change we have had in this school in the last decade is a change in our phone number?'
Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery
"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, failed writer, failed writers, blank page, the blank page, creative block, creative blocks, writers block, writer's block, failed author, failed authors, unimaginative, failure, failures, give up, given up, giving up, boring, boring people, boring person
The Shed of Doom Mystery: '...Because 'the shed of rusty garden tools with a broken latch' doesn't sound very exciting.'
Tags:grey cloud, grey clouds, no idea, no ideas, uncreative, creativity, imagination, no imagination, unimaginative, thought cloud, thought clouds, thought bubble, thought bubbles, idea, ideas, rain cloud, rain clouds, rainy, the weather, bad weather, no rain, dry weather, wet weather, thoughtless, empty headed, creative block, creative blocks, monotony, monotonous, rat race, the rat race
"The new house is almost ready!"
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'I suppose you've got a predictably dull insurance policy joke fermenting in that tiny, unimaginative brain of yours...'
"That's your big marketing plan?"
"All I said Timpson, was 'my door is always open'. I never said anything about my mind."
'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...
"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."
"Face it, you're unimaginative, boring, and you keep repeating yourself. Perhaps something in TV..."
Accountant Bed-Time Stories
We'd like you to write us a catchy jingle...
"...as if a mine run by seven dwarves could be economically viable!"
"I don't hear the ocean, just a bunch of white noise."
Tell me a deposition, mommy.
"Every year I get the same thing for Christmas."