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The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them
Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background
"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"
'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'
Next Website Please.
'I didn't think channel surfing was enough, so I decided to add web surfing to my exercise regimen.'
Since the company switched to transparent glass partitions, I'm suffering from web surfing withdrawal.'
' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'
Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?
Web fatigue: 'Been there. . .downloaded that.'
'I've got his web surfing down to four hours a night.'
It's Arthur. He's in Bondi! Surfing the web I supose.
Surfin' the web.
'I warned you not to turn 'safe surfing' off!'
'Your Father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus'
Who's emptied all my cookies?
B2B.Com Pay Per View.
"It just happened. The entire internet is now nothing but clickbait."
"Well, that's it. I have visited every website on the Internet. Now what will I do with my time?"
Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.