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'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'
"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."
His and Hernia's towels.
'And to my wife, Elizabeth, who hated my guts, I leave my large intestine.'
"He said, and I quote, 'I'm a colon'."
'Is the little rubber ball that's been missing about this big?'
Tapeworm: 'ARRGH! RUN for it LENNY! IT'S an ENEMA!!'
"....Happy entrails...to you...."
Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.
"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."
Postcards from Tapeworms
Tapeworm Existential Crisis
"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."
"Well, that's just great! I finally get her to eat her sausages and you just had to tell her they're wrapped in pigs' intestines!"
'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'
Abdominal surgeon using a tire puncture repair kit.
'Well I liked him when I first saw him; but I knew I was in love, when he told me he had worms!'
"You were right when you said your husband was gutsy. His intestines are enlarged."
'You have a blockage, which is interrupting your normal flow of intestinal fortitude.'
Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'
'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
'You'll have to stop feeding him chicken bones...
Tapeworm: 'So...what's a nice Girl like you doing in a Bowel like this?'