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"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."
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'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'
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'This will be interesting, let's show them who's the chicken here.'
Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.
"I'm so hungry, I could eat a cow."
Tags:hunger, hungry, starve, starves, starving, belly rumble, tummy rumbles, rumbling, statement, statements, eat a cow, cow, cows, remark, remarks, square up, squaring up, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, steak, steaks, raw steak, hit, collide, collides, colliding, collided, collision, collisions, angry, anger, carnivore, carnivores
'I told you we needed to pay more attention to our self-driving car.'
"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
Tags:celibacy, celibate, animal, animals, rams, longhorn, longhorn sheep, ram, butting heads, headbutt, fight, fighting, fights, dominance, right, rights, rights to mate, mate, mating season, breeding, breed, no pain no gain, bucks, billies, collide, colliding heads, animal kingdom, mating rights, mountain animal, mountain animals
The accidental invention of macaroni and cheese.
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'Oh, there's the black and blue box.'
'There HAS been a merger, but it's NOT the one I'd hoped for.'
"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."
Why asteroids collide with earth in the 21st century.
A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.
When the st really hits the fan.
'Holy smokes! Thank heavens we have the canoe on the roof!'
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, canoe, canoes, boat, boats, float, floats, floating, floated, lucky, luckiness, fortune, fortunate, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, car crash, car crashes, roof rack, roof racks, river, rivers, collision, collisions, collide, collidesclose to home
With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes
"I never expected to collide into you!"
Halfway through the 200 meters, Jake goes down after running into a flock of birds.
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"Uh... Little help here? Crowbar?"
'He dropped the ball! Touch the plate, Bob! Touch the plate!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, catch, catches, catching, catcher, catchers, caught, drop, drops, dropping, dropped, plate, plates, run, runs, running, runner, runners, home run, home runs, squash, squashes, squashed, collide, collides, colliding, collided, collision, collisions, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.
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He was never all that good at chasing cars, Unfortunately for Harley, he was even less adept at reading,