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'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
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"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."
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'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'
'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'
'I'm having my colon checked.'
'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'
'Sir, the drive-thru colonoscopy center is next door - but good for you for having it done.'
"Want to see my virtual colonoscopy?"
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'The Colonoscopy of Dorian Gray'
"I haven't had this much fun since my colonoscopy."
"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."
"I put the video of my colonoscopy on YouTube."
"Not an audit. The IRS wants to give me a financial colonoscopy."
"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."
The semicolonoscopy clinic.
"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!"
"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"
"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."
"We just got a new computer system, so don't be surprised if your colonoscopy shows up on YouTube."
Excess Baggage: You used to really look forward to those business trips. Now any more.
'No, the results of your colonoscopy are not trending on Twitter at the moment.'
"When you're done laughing, I'll explain how I got rear-ended driving to my colonoscopy."
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'While you may not be as comfortable with a female doctor, on the plus side, my hands are smaller.'
'To be completely honest, I have no idea what I'm looking for in here.'